Pusheen tries to play the Wii is the eighth episode of Pusheen's Idiotic Adventures that used product placement to help boost the sales of the Nintendo Wii. It didn't help much, though.
Synopsis[]
Pusheen gets a Nintendo Wii for her birthday and tries to play it.
Script[]
Pusheen runs downstairs screaming 'PRESENTS'. It is her birthday. She sees a Nintendo Wii beside the television.
Pusheen: OHMIGODOHMIGODANINTENDOWII! I'll turn it on by pressing this button.
Pusheen spends ten minutes pressing the reset button until she misses and turns it on. Animal Crossing is in the Wii, but she gets taken to the Mii Channel first to make a Mii.
Pusheen: 'First, you must create a Mii for yourself.' What's a Mii? I know, I'll check the instructions.
Pusheen consults her Inn Toy Story instruction booklet. It tells her to save the world.
Pusheen: I know! I'll make a person that looks like Woody!
Pusheen finally manages to make a Mii that looks like John Cena. After that, she turns on Animal Crossing.
Pusheen: I'll buy some furniture for my house in this game!
Pusheen enters Tom Nook's store. Nook tells Pusheen a'bout the spotlight item, the red carpet.
Pusheen: AAAAAAARGH! A CARPET!
Pusheen runs out of Nook's Cranny (the furniture store) and bumps into Tortimer (the mayor). Tortimer tells P Pusheen about the special holiday, Carpet Day, and he gives Pusheen a Carpet. Pusheen starts screaming and breaks the mayor's skull with the carpet.
Pusheen: I've got to get out of this town!
Pusheen turns off the Wii and picks up another game.
Pusheen: This looks like a good game.
Pusheen puts Pikmin 2 in the Wii and spends another ten minutes trying to turn it on. She creates a new file (somehow) and starts playing.
Pusheen: Whistle the Pikmin back? I need the instruction booklet again!
Pusheen picks up the Animal Crossing instruction booklet and it tells hwe to use the B button to run. Pusheen does so and accidentally whistles the Pikmin back. She runs around a bit, but...
Pusheen: AAAH! Why are Nuzleafs stalking me?
After a few more minutes of trying to run away from the Pikmin, Pusheen gives up and turns off the Wii.
Trivia[]
- To fully understand the Nuzleaf joke, go here.
- Pusheen lacks the ability to play 3+ games competently.
Morals[]
- Always read the inclosed instruction book.
- Buy a Nintendo Wii today!